Tired of your Job?
Sick of working 40 or more hours per week just to feed and clothe your family?
Would you like to sleep late, watch your favorite soaps all day, [censored] hunt all night long and still have all the benefits of a full time job?
Are you tired of seeing others drive a new car and 4-wheelers all the time?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you should consider moving to Virginia...The Commonwealth Welfare State.
To qualify for FULL Virginia Welfare Benefits you must quit your job, if you currently have one, and move to this free-loaders paradise!
FREE HOUSING (you dont even have to talk to the landlord they send him the check)
FREE UTILITIES (they give you extra money monthly for this)
FREE FOOD (they give you a card that looks like a Visa so nobody knows or see's different)
FREE MEDICAL COVERAGE (100%-NO LIMITS go to the emergency room free)
FREE CASH (for cigarettes, beer, lottery tickets, dope, Oxy's are cheap also)

This program is not limited to 3 to 6 months like other States, In Virginia, you collect for LIFE, and then pass the tradition on to your children.
We pride ourselves on the Womb-to-Tomb coverage. Some of our recipients are 3rd and 4th generation Welfare Families.

If you are interested in receiving all of these benefits without having to work for a living, just call the Virginia Department of Social Services at:
1-800-FREELOAD
Even the call is free!!!